Beard Beanie

The original fitted beard hat

Earth with Black Beard Black with Chocolate Beard Espresso with Nutmeg Beard Black with Dark Brown Beard Linen Grey with Coffee Beard Dark Grey with Toasted Almond Beard This product has sold out! Red with White Beard - Urban Santa Dark Grey with Black Beard Green with Ginger Beard Dark Red with Dark Grey Beard Hunter Orange with Coffee Beard
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Eco Friendly Jeep Cap

Earth with Black Beard

What can we say about our 'snow-bearder' Beard Beanie™?

It's sub-zero cool but always guaranteed to keep you warm on the slopes or just kicking back and après-chilling with your mates. 

A black beard (just like our favourite pirate!) paired with an earth coloured beanie (just like our favourite planet!) 

Product Info

Our ribbed, peaked, jeep-style beanie is made from an Eco2 naturally responsible* cotton / acrylic blend, which is stretchy and made from friendly recycled fibres. The hand-crocheted beard is made of super soft 100% acrylic so it's comfortable enough to wear all day.

The Beard Beanie™ is a one-piece garment. That means the hat and the beard are joined together in harmonious matrimony for all time. 
Hey, now that's really beautiful.

* That's right, Beard Beanie™ is a smart and environmentally friendly choice - buy one today and you'll be doing your bit to help the planet while staying nice and toasty!

  • Earth-coloured Beanie with Black Beard
  • 'Snow-bearder' peaked jeep-style hat
  • Hat made from 75% ECO 2 cotton, 25% acrylic
  • Beanie hand-crocheted from extra soft 100% acrylic yarn
  • Made in Northern Utah, USA

£19.99

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Eco Friendly Jeep Cap

Black with Chocolate Beard

You like your 'snow-bearder' hat black? Not a problem.

You want your beard full and chunky and soft? No worries. 

Next you're gonna say you want your beard a luscious, deep chocolate colour? Man, we've got that covered too!

Product Info

Our ribbed, peaked, jeep-style beanie is made from an Eco2 naturally responsible* cotton / acrylic blend, which is stretchy and made from friendly recycled fibres. The hand-crocheted beard is made of super soft 100% acrylic so it's comfortable enough to wear all day.

The Beard Beanie™ is one-piece garment. Pull it on over your head like a mask and it fits to hug your smiling mug each time you go up the lift, down the slopes or into the nearest bar..!

* That's right, Beard Beanie™ is a smart and environmentally friendly choice - buy one today and you'll be doing your bit to help the planet while staying nice and toasty!

  • Black Beanie with Chocolate Beard
  • 'Snow-bearder' peaked jeep-style hat
  • Hat made from 75% ECO 2 cotton, 25% acrylic
  • Beanie hand-crocheted from extra soft 100% acrylic yarn
  • Made in Northern Utah, USA

£19.99

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Eco Friendly Jeep Cap

Espresso with Nutmeg Beard

Hmm... Espresso and Nutmeg.

Before you get carried away, no: you can't pour boiling water over this super-stylish Beard Beanie™ to make a tasty hot beverage. Nice idea, but no. Next thing, you'll be wanting a biscotti with it...

But what you can do is buy one, wear it, be the coolest cat this side of Salzburg and the envy of all your mates! 

Product Info

Our ribbed, peaked, jeep-style beanie is made from an Eco2 naturally responsible cotton / acrylic blend, which is stretchy and made from friendly recycled fibres. The hand-crocheted beard is made of super soft 100% acrylic so it's comfortable enough to wear all day.

The Beard Beanie™ is a one-piece garment. We're really hoping that you can work out which is the front and which is the back (the photos will give you a few clues how it should look...)

  • Espresso Beanie with Nutmeg Beard
  • 'Snow-bearder' peaked jeep-style hat
  • Hat made from 75% ECO 2 cotton, 25% acrylic
  • Beanie hand-crocheted from extra soft 100% acrylic yarn
  • Made in Northern Utah, USA

£19.99

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Eco Friendly Linen

Black with Dark Brown Beard

What can we say about these super-slick linen beanies and their voluptuous, tactile full beards?

We could say that, more than just a cursory glance, they'll attract the right kind of envious stares and you'll be the talk of the town. Wear one and you'll be waved to the front of the queue into any nightclub, your waiter will show you to the best table in the house and you'll automatically get upgraded to first class travel.

But we can't. We can just say they're a great Beard Beanie™.

So buy one. Now!

Product Info

Our 'linen' Beard Beanie™ in Eco2 naturally responsible cotton / acrylic blend hat which is soft, stretchy and made from recycled fibres.

The Beard Beanie™ is a one-piece garment. Just pull it on over your head. Take it off. Pull it over your head again and make sure this time that the beard is at the front you big dufus.

* That's right, Beard Beanie™ is a smart and environmentally friendly choice - buy one today and you'll be doing your bit to help the planet while staying nice and toasty!

  • 'Linen' Black Beanie with Dark Brown Beard
  • Hat made from 75% ECO 2 cotton, 25% acrylic
  • Beanie hand-crocheted from extra soft 100% acrylic yarn
  • Made in Northern Utah, USA

£19.99

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Eco Friendly Linen

Linen Grey with Coffee Beard

I once had a real coffee beard. It sounded like a great idea at the time but, once the kerfuffle had died down, the paramedics had left and the café cleaned up, then I saw the error of my ways.

With hindsight, I'd have been much better advised to just get my hands on one of these little beauties. Especially when paired with a lovely light-grey linen beanie.

There's a lesson here for us all, dontcha think?

Product Info

Our 'linen' Beard Beanie in Eco2 naturally responsible cotton / acrylic blend hat which is soft, stretchy and made from recycled fibres. The hand-crocheted beard is made of super soft 100% acrylic so it's comfortable enough to wear all day.

The Beard Beanie™ is a one-piece garment. That means the hat and the beard are joined together in harmonious matrimony for all time. Beautiful.

* That's right, Beard Beanie™ is a smart and environmentally friendly choice - buy one today and you'll be doing your bit to help the planet while staying nice and toasty!

  • 'Linen' Grey Beanie with Coffee-coloured Beard
  • Hat made from 75% ECO 2 cotton, 25% acrylic
  • Beanie hand-crocheted from extra soft 100% acrylic yarn
  • Made in Northern Utah, USA

£19.99

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Eco Friendly Linen

Dark Grey with Toasted Almond Beard

Handsome. Even if your mates say you've got a face only your mother could love, slip into one of these and you're instantly transformed into a demi-god*.

You'll also be toasty warm into the bargain, with the feeling that your whole face is getting a big and lovely comforting cuddle all day long.

*OK, so this possibly isn't completely true but your mother still loves you :o)

Product Info

Our 'linen' Beard Beanie™ in Eco2 naturally responsible cotton / acrylic blend hat which is soft, stretchy and made from recycled fibres.

The Beard Beanie™ is a one-piece garment. To wear, just pull it on over your head. Really, we're not kidding - it's that easy to put on! 

And to take it off again, just do the reverse!

  • 'Linen' Dark Grey Beanie with Toasted Almond-coloured Beard
  • Hat made from 75% ECO 2 cotton, 25% acrylic
  • Beanie hand-crocheted from extra soft 100% acrylic yarn
  • Made in Northern Utah, USA

£19.99

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Lumberjack

Red with White Beard - Urban Santa

Santa baby, you got it going on!

Don't think about where you'll wear this, just try and think about where you won't wear this, quite frankly, sensational Beard Beanie™!

Forget the twelve days, we suggest you start wearing from early October and carry on until well into March for the full festive effect...

Father Christmas? Who's the daddy?

Product Info

The Thinsulate™ knit hat has a soft, even feel with great stretch properties so that it easily keeps its shape. The hand-crocheted lumberjack style beard is made in soft 100% acrylic and is attached to the hat making it one piece. 

Remember, a Beard Beanie™ isn't just for Christmas - it's a way of life! 

  • Santa-style Red Beanie with White Beard
  • Hat is made from 100% acrylic yarn for easy care 3M™ Thinsulate™ Insulation Liner
  • Beard is hand made from extra soft 100% acrylic yarn
  • Made in Northern Utah, USA

£19.99

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Lumberjack

Dark Grey with Black Beard

Rugged. Butch. Manly.

If you want to be more beefcake than cupcake, then this is the Beard Beanie™ for you.

It' a handsome, full-follical, lumberjack-style beard so match it with your brightest checked shirt, jeans, boots and chainsaw*.

Or, if you are actually a beefcake, forget the shirt. Grr.

* Chainsaw optional. A range is available from all good forestry / aboriculture equipment suppliers.

Product info

The Thinsulate™ knit hat has a soft, even feel with great stretch properties so that it easily keeps its shape. The hand-crocheted lumberjack style beard is made in soft 100% acrylic and is attached to the hat making it one piece.

Pull it on as you would a hat. Fit the beard around your face. Venture into the nearest forest and look for trees to chop down. Remember you're not allowed to. Go to the pub with your mates instead.

  • Dark Grey Beanie with Black Beard
  • Hat is made from 100% acrylic yarn for easy care 3M™ Thinsulate™ Insulation Liner
  • Beard is hand made from extra soft 100% acrylic yarn
  • Made in Northern Utah, USA

£19.99

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Lumberjack

Green with Ginger Beard

That's right, a ginger beard. Put all your preconceptions aside and admire this Beard Beanie™ as a true work of art and a tribute to the much mis-aligned hair colour.

Wear your ginger beard with pride, as a badge of honour, as a shining beacon of distinction and as Mother Nature intended!*

Be prepared to cause a stir, to be pointed at in public spaces, to stand out from the crowd - this is your Beard Beanie™ Braveheart moment!

* But not in the nip, please...

Product info

The Thinsulate™ knit hat has a soft, even feel with great stretch properties so that it easily keeps its shape. The hand-crocheted lumberjack style beard is made in soft 100% acrylic and is attached to the hat making it one piece.

Trust us, Beard Beanies™ are really very easy to put on. The problem is, once you've got it on, you won't want to take it off again.

  • Green Beanie with Ginger Beard
  • Hat is made from 100% acrylic yarn for easy care 3M™ Thinsulate™ Insulation Liner
  • Beard is hand made from extra soft 100% acrylic yarn
  • Made in Northern Utah, USA

£19.99

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Lumberjack

Dark Red with Dark Grey Beard

Just look at those thick, luscious, deep curls in that beard! Even the great Captain Haddock could only dream of that sort of face forest!

And just in case anyone hasn't spotted your fabulously soft and bountiful whiskers, there's a handsome deep red beanie to make sure you're easily seen from a distance.

Phwoarr! You would, wouldn't you?

Product info

The Thinsulate™ knit hat has a soft, even feel with great stretch properties so that it easily keeps its shape. The hand-crocheted lumberjack style beard is made in soft 100% acrylic and is attached to the hat making it one piece.

Have we told you just how easy these are to put on? If you're still having problems, try not attempting the 'feet first' approach...

  • Dark Red Beanie with Dark Grey Beard
  • Hat is made from 100% acrylic yarn for easy care 3M™ Thinsulate™ Insulation Liner
  • Beard is hand made from extra soft 100% acrylic yarn
  • Made in Northern Utah, USA

£19.99

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Lumberjack

Hunter Orange with Coffee Beard

Health and Safety Notice: We strongly recommend you always stay healthy and safe, even when wearing your Beard Beanie™.

This beanie colour is 'Hunter Orange'. We can honestly say that when wearing this you will be seen for miles around which (given our scant knowledge of the subject) doesn't help when stalking your prey.

Instead, use it for making sure you are seen in any environment - on the slopes, in a bar, on the way to the shops and always being safe and healthy at the same time. 

Thank you. Your cooperation is greatly appreciated.

Product info

The Thinsulate™ knit hat has a soft, even feel with great stretch properties so that it easily keeps its shape. The hand-crocheted lumberjack style beard is made in soft 100% acrylic and is attached to the hat making it one piece.

Please continue to be safe and healthy when putting on and taking off your Beard Beanie™. If in doubt, always ask a grown up to help with any tricky manoeuvres.

  • Hunter Orange with Coffee-coloured Beard
  • Hat is made from 100% acrylic yarn for easy care 3M™ Thinsulate™ Insulation Liner
  • Beard is hand made from extra soft 100% acrylic yarn
  • Made in Northern Utah, USA

£19.99

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